Jesus Loves You

Have you heard the good word? Now you can be
immortalized along side Jesus without going through
the time-consuming process of travelling back to
33 AD, committing a well-timed crime, and getting
crucified at Golgotha! All you need is a credit card!

Just donate $50 or more and we’ll draw you into a
strip and send you the original signed artwork.
Imagine how proud Mom will be when she sees you
standing side by side with the saviour of all mankind!
Think how jealous your religious co-workers will be
when they find out that you have obtained what they
could not through a lifetime of prayer, guilt, and
self-denial - the love of Jesus!

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